Contact

 
 
Since Ted, as we all know, magically circles the globe twenty- four hours a day, fighting crime and righting that which is wrong, the most effective way to reach him is to create a specially modified searchlight with his well-known, stylized symbol of a corned beef sandwich  attached to the light so that it projects a large, delicious-looking image into the night sky.
 
If you don't have a searchlight, you can reach Ted via:
 
tedheeley [at] hotmail [dot] com